I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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