I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Watching her eat just hurts me
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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