Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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