Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my shit smells like andre
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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