She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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