she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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