I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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