your thong is hanging out like whoa
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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