Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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