I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you would pick up someone in the library
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
