Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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