is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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