I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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