Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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