I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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