I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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