'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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