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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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