i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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