The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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