Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just cropdusted the office
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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