Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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