Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You are the jesus of drinking
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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