just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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