A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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