Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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