just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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