Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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