You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize