i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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