We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You are a genius and a whore.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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