with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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