Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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