well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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