No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
is it fun? or sober?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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