But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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