Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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