i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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