69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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