just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I understand Curling. That high.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The power of my boobs compel you
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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