Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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