well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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