Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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