Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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