so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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