I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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