You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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