did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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