Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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