Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i came on her dog
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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