just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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