I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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