Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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