Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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