you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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