He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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